I shouldn't even be writing this...
After a series of back spaces, closing and opening of my word
document, I'm still staring blankly at the bright white sheet which stares straight
back at me.
I took a sip at my mocha while I take a look around the
crowd in the comfort of Cineleisure's Starbucks.
As for what I made is only based on my assumptions and
observations, for people watching is what I do to pass time.
That girl must have left after doing her virtual rounds of
online shopping. Late dinner I guess. She seemed to be sitting there for quite
some time, credit card out, probably only to camp for the 7pm release of the
new collection.
Bunch of cheapo students are still hogging onto 2 round
tables with only 3 drinks. And how dare they pass off the leftovers left by the
previous customers as theirs.
3 dudes sniggering, heads hovering over a phone. Probably on
Tinder.
A guy and a girl walk in towards the counter, ordering their
drinks separately, with the guy standing at the back, hands in his pocket
trying to be as gentlemanly as possible. While the girl sub consciously kicked
up one of her legs while ordering.
The 3 dudes turn heads and elbowed each other, nudging and
sniggering as if they can't be more obvious.
"Right lah, this one swipe right. Chio sia" (i
knew it)
"The guy lucky only"
Tsk. They aren't even together.
After the guy ordered his drink, they stood awkwardly at the
other side, while the guy speaks with his hand scratching his head. I would
love to help, but I'm probably too caught up with people watching.
I dart my eyes out to the smoking area outside as I could
hear the sound of the chatter streaming in from the sides.
"Eh, smoke bo jio?!" a guy in office wear shouted
as he brisk walked over towards the group of corporate smokers.
I couldn't hear what comes after, but what it seems like are
a series of vulgarities hurdled towards his boss.
They finally got their drink, and they sat opposite each
other. I could see the guy trying really hard to stand out of the lines of the
friendzone while she speak and play with the extra straws that she took to keep
her hands busy.
Smoke coming from behind me?
I knew it, it must be one of those much of lazy fuckers
who're too lazy to walk out to take a puff.
I would do this too anyway if i have a pack with me now.
If only I'm in Korea. God, i really miss Korea. The cafes
there come with smoking area.
And the cigarettes there are fucking cheap.
I looked at the Korea write up that I'd been pushing off for
a month.
Fuck it.
I looked back at the 3 guys who're looking out at the bunch
of CHIJ girls who're strolling towards SCAPE. If only they knew that they would
turn materialistic once they grew up. This is how society shaped the most of us
isn't it? They looked pretty much the same though, hooked hands, walking as if
they're out from gossip girls. Chasing reality flicks and trying to be cool.
They still have a long way to go though I admit the one in the middle would
definitely grow to be a head turner.
My phone vibrated & the notification pans out, stating
that I'd got a match.
Sorry I didn't say I'm any much different.
"omgosh, it seems like we're a match"
"it is, heh. Nice to know you(:"
"my first time here though, didn't know i'll get a
match so fast >_<"
"I should be a one feeling thankful though, for being
matched with such a pretty face"
I couldn't read out the rest of the mushy, cliche messages
which i use to reel them in,
The conversation drones on while I looked around, while
typing occasionally.
"okay lah, have to go liao kin kin, movie starting
already"
"later if got chio bu let me sit inside leh"
The 3 guys left, my money is on Hercules.
The guy-girl friends are still there, talking. The girl
seems to be pouring her heart out though. Just break up? Or on the verge of
doing so?
That guy didn't look so bad though, upon a closer inspection
of his fashion sense and looks. I'm secretly rooting for the guy as he seems to
be cheering her up.
Cheapo Students still here, nothing exciting. Bunch of
Caucasians who prefer their coffee to go,
And a group of noisy chics who just walked in.
"what drink you ordering?"
"what size ah?"
"venti ah?"
"venti too big la, i jian fei leh"
"arbo we order big one then share la, cheaper also
leh"
I won't get myself bothered by a bunches of 5s & 6s. But
they're still interesting to watch. Talking loudly, armed with ridiculously
gigantic iPhone cases which probably couldn't even fit into their back pocket.
I wish at least their delicate brains would remind them to take their phone
after puking over the toilet bowl in the club later. Ladies night.
Whoever's smoking behind me is trying to cook something I'm
sure.
Or was he/she trying to burn something for this special
festive month of the year.
Hey dude, wait, no, don't take watch a YouTube video with
her on your phone.
Fuck, you just ruined it. I could see how he tries to move
the phone to the middle and gives all of us a free showcase of the latest KPop
song. You should go for something funny instead lah walao...
The vibrations on my phone jot me back before I could
comment any further.
"then you leh? never go happening?"
"i thought it's the time of your week today? Ladies
night, never go pick up yan dao ah?"
"dont have leh, no friends to go with also"
"need a wing man anot? i very brother one, u tell me
who you like, i confirm help you get"
I smiled to myself as I typed that one out. Fuck, I'm my own
fucking wingman. (self-five)
"hahas sure anot, then i also very sister one, if you
see anyone you like, i help you get also"
(girls who laugh with an S. is an Ass)
"sure, sure. Friends help each other out what, don't
they? :3"
(I even threw in an emoticon for good measure)
"okay okay. I'll see you outside Zouk at 10? I now
nothing to do also. We can go get some cheap drinks from holiday inn to drink then
we go in ah"
"okok can, I'll see you there in abit"
"okay, I dont use tinder often, so anything u can
text/whatsapp me @ 9XXXXXXX"
I saved her number immediately and spam refresh on my
whatsapp until her display photo came up.
Not that bad, together with her face shots from tinder, she
could very well be a high 7. Or maybe an 8 if she can hold a conversation.
Seems like i got myself someone for tonight.
I closed the lid of my macbook, and I took a glance at the
bunch of smokers behind me before I head towards to meet my target.